Orville Bauer · 77 · Living alone since 2009
Two large-print books and a printable toolkit. Orville's plan, so that if anything happens to someone who lives alone, somebody knows in hours, not days.
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The daytime takes care of itself. The mail carrier sees you, a neighbor waves, the phone rings. It's the other hours that worry people who live alone.
It's 2:40 in the morning. You're on the bathroom floor, and your phone is charging on the kitchen counter, thirty feet away.
Your daughter lives 600 miles away and calls on Sundays. If something happened on a Monday, who would notice first?
Your phone's night mode silences calls, including the neighbor who's trying to check on you.
The ambulance comes quickly. Then the crew stands on your porch, looking for a way through a locked door.
Orville's plan isn't a gadget or a monthly contract. Here's what each piece costs to set up.
| The piece | What it costs |
|---|---|
| A morning signal with a neighbor (blinds, porch light, or a one-word text) | Free |
| A daily check-in call (many sheriff's offices run one) | Free where offered |
| Night-lights on the path from bed to bathroom | A few dollars |
| Two people with your key, and no key hidden outside | Free |
| The Fridge Sheet that talks for you when you can't | A sheet of paper |
| Both books and the printable Toolkit | $27, once |
Programs vary by town. The books show you exactly what to ask, and where. No monthly fee. No subscription.
Book One
The part that gets you found.
The daily "I'm up" signal, the 15 night habits, the free check-in calls many sheriff's offices run (and exactly what to say when you call), who has your key, a house number help can find at night, the fridge sheet that talks for you when you can't, and how to make yourself expected.
Book Two
The people around you, and the plan for the day help arrives.
Three neighbors with one job each, word-for-word scripts for asking without feeling like a burden, seven people a week, a plan for your pet, the hospital bag by the door, getting through a power outage, and the kitchen drawer binder.
The Kitchen-Table Toolkit
Print it, fill it in with a pencil, keep it where it works.
The Bedside Night Checklist, the Goodnight Agreement, the Fridge Sheet, Who Has My Key, a cut-out pet wallet card and door sign, the hospital bag checklist, the emergency phone list, and a 30-day setup plan: one small step a day.
Start with the Toolkit. Print My Hours and answer one honest question: if something happened tonight, who would know, and when?
Read Book One and set up the daily signal and the night plan, one small step a day, about ten minutes each, with the 30-day plan.
Then Book Two: your three neighbors, your pet, your hospital bag, and the house binder.
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Real pages from Book One, Book Two and the Toolkit.
If someone you love lives alone, this is a gentle way to help. Print the Toolkit and fill in the first pages together: the Goodnight Agreement, Who Has My Key, the Fridge Sheet. It's an easy way to start a conversation that's hard to start.
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Read it for 30 days. If it's no use to you, I'll give the money back. Write within 30 days and you get every dollar back. You keep the files. I'd rather lose the sale than have you keep a plan you don't need.
This is for you if you live alone, or you worry about someone who does; you'd rather have a plan than a gadget; and you're willing to make a few phone calls and fill in a few pages.
It's not for you if you want a device that does everything for you, or you're looking for medical or legal advice. The books send those questions to your doctor and a lawyer.
No. It's 3 PDF files. You read the books on any screen and print the Toolkit at home.
Click any order button and pay on the secure checkout page (card, Apple Pay or Google Pay). Right after you pay, our store (Whop) emails you a 6-digit code. Type that code on the screen, and your "Your books" page opens with all three PDFs. You can come back to it any time from the receipt email. Open the Kitchen-Table Toolkit first and print it at home. Stuck? Email us and we will send the files directly.
Yes. Both books are set in large print, and the Toolkit is made for writing on with a pencil.
No. One payment, and new pages are free.
The plan does. Some programs are American, but the books show you what to ask locally.
Yes, within 30 days, and you keep the files.
Yes. Print the Toolkit and fill it in together.
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